~ This is real ~

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lokiloo:

I asked my grandpa if I could paint his nails but he said he didn’t want to be gay so we compromised.

stringmouse:

redbellied-piranha:

kidbuudha:

thetpr:

gang0fwolves:

" why don’t they use water cannons? "

bitch…

WOW

Y’all caught ya boy’s look on his face though right?????

Bruh he wasn’t having it

so many emotions on his face; shock? fear? hatred? professionalism?

young-chop-a-veli:

gunsounds:

😂😂😂

Thank god for soulja boy

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type2052:

Practice makes perfect. Even in the heat of the battle captain Bright finds time to practice his ultimate attack.

(Source: sandandglass)

"

"I used to be a cop."

"They kick you out for stealin’?" She laughed, showing a few gold teeth. "Takin’ bribes?"

I shook my head. “Shooting kids,” I said.

She laughed louder. “No way, ” she said. “They don’t kick you out for that. They give you a promotion, make you the chief.”

"
— Lawrence Block, WHEN THE SACRED GIN MILL CLOSES (Kindle ed.,1986), 265, loc. 2522. (via mattfractionblog)