~ This is real ~
I asked my grandpa if I could paint his nails but he said he didn’t want to be gay so we compromised.
Practice makes perfect. Even in the heat of the battle captain Bright finds time to practice his ultimate attack.
"I used to be a cop."
"They kick you out for stealin’?" She laughed, showing a few gold teeth. "Takin’ bribes?"
I shook my head. “Shooting kids,” I said.
She laughed louder. “No way, ” she said. “They don’t kick you out for that. They give you a promotion, make you the chief.”"